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A friend is someone who's there when he needs you!
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometines he will even tell the truth!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Because I'm worth it!
Because life's complicated enough
Because Mum's are Hero's
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife!
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law!
Born Free, my dad was a doctor!
Commitee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours!
Dads Mid-Life Crisis Toy!
Difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Don't follow me I'm lost!
Don't laugh, its paid for!
Don't rush me I'm retired!
Don't worry be happy!
Drive it like you stole it!
Fun Anyone?
Genius
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand!
Happiness is being a Grandmother
He who dies with the most toys wins!
He who dies with the most toys, still dies!
Hey idiot, hang up! Your driving a car, not a phone booth!
How are you?
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early!
I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally!
I am nobody, Nobody is perfect, Therefore, I must be perfect!
I can resist everything except temptation!
I can see clearly now the brain has gone!
I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk!
I drink to make people like you more interesting!
I get paid weekly, very weakly!
I have nothing to declare except my genius
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat!
I owe, I owe, Its off to work I go
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!
I used to be a Schizophrenic but we're okay now!
I want the world, I want it now!
I'd rather be golfing
I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops
I'd rather shit than go behind!
I'd rather shit than listen!
I'm a Schizophrenic and so am I!
I'm constipated and don't give a shit!
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying!
I'm LOVIN' IT
I'm normally not a praying man, but if your up there, please save me Superman!
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!
I'm not drunk I drive like this!
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons!
If at first you don't succeed, pull your foreskin over your head!
If at first you don't succeed.... So much for skydiving!
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough!
If I follow you home, Would you keep me?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
If you can read this your too close!
If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes!
If you can't stop, smile as you go under!
If you don't like my driving, Stay off the pavement!
If you're rich, I'm single!
It wasn't the gas that tickled your ass......
Its fun to play together
Just because your behind me doesn't mean I'm a taker......
Just Do It
Keep accidents off the roads.... Drive on the pavements!
Keep Walking!
Live in your world. Play in ours
Live to Loaf!
Love is temporary insanity, curable my marriage!
Lower than your grannies tits!
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer!
Millionaire in training
Moveing from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country!
My Ferrari is in the garage!
My grandkids are cuter than yours!
My other car is a broom!
My other car is a horse!
My other car is a race car!
No Nonsense
Once a man, twice a boy!
Perfect to you
Please mother me.....
Priceless......
Silly boys trucks are for girls!
Super Mum
The car in front..... is me, ha ha!
The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important
The first rule of business is Do other men for they would do you!
They're grrrreat!
Tis better to have loved and lost, than to live with the bitch forever!
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her!
Worlds Greatest Dad
Worlds Greatest Grandad
Yes its fast and no you can't drive it!
Yield to the Princess
You'll never walk alone
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest!
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